April212014

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via men-in-eyeliner)

9AM

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

(Source: minato-arisato, via taewoonie)

April202014

unexplained-events:

The world’s oldest condom (dating back to 1640) which is made from pig intestines is on display at a museum in Austria. It was re-usable and came with a manual in Latin which recommend washing the condom in warm milk to stop from catching a disease. 

It looks like it has legs. 

(via xiubear)

9PM

showslife:

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

Perspective

(Source: sizvideos, via parnguin)

9PM

marksmilk:

Kris: “I have interest towards clothes and styling, so I pay particular attention towards matching, the clothes I wear to programmes and airports are all prepared by me.”



image

thats

thats great

When straight men dress themselves. 

(via xiubear)

9PM

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

When bananas attack!

(via xiubear)

cats fruit 

9PM

choomchen:

in the verge of sneezing but then you’re like-

image

We’ve all made that face before. 

(via xiubear)

8PM
flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

(via parnguin)

8PM
impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

impactprincess:

fintonmusic:

supahjewelz:

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

I’m crying

Omgomg

(via taewoonie)

9AM

2srooky:

beckpoppins:

laurennmcc:

rahzzah:

I will never not reblog this

If you find that this video is making the rounds and I have not reblogged it, contact the local authorities because I am most likely dead and my Tumblr is being updated by an impostor.


"One Man, One Lord, One Faith, One Baptism, Two Nunchucks."

always

It’s easter. It’s time to Whoop the Devil.

(Source: videohall, via parnguin)

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